keep your / hand on the rail / if / all / else fails

<< Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006 - 6:02 pm >>
ah i'm so lame

"i wanna have a smoke right now," i said.

"i had a smoke yesterday," you said.

"really? what did you smoke?" i asked, surprised.

"that's for you to find out, hee hee."

"oh. (pause) i know! you smoked ..."

"okay, that's enough."

"you ... smoked ... salmon."

"okay."

"... smoked .. ham."

"yep."